Nonsense. The schnitzel is generally served dry in Germany, Austria, my house, the Delaunay and The Wolseley. It's a whole plateful of crispness balanced by the yeilding veal and fluffy chipinteriors.
And lashings of beer, of course.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."