Quote Originally Posted by eastgermanautos View Post
My understanding of the offside rule is far from comprehensive. But if it's a question of touching the ball, how can it also be a question of one's *intention to touch the ball? You touch it or you don't. Kind of like you can't be half-pregnant.
Clearly your mum was half pregnant
Blocking the goalies line of sight with a movement towards the ball will usually be called offside