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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    Surprised she managed to say that as I happen to know that her mouth was very full at the time....
    Your mum's so fat, when she walks down the street people say "blimey - look how fat that old saffa bird is!".

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    Your mum's so fat, when she walks down the street people say "blimey - look how fat that old saffa bird is!".
    Yeah? Well, your mum's so ugly, she entered the House of Horrors at the funfair and came out with a job!*


    *My young son told me that one so don't even try to top it. Please
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Your mum so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror

    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Yeah? Well, your mum's so ugly, she entered the House of Horrors at the funfair and came out with a job!*


    *My young son told me that one so don't even try to top it. Please
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