GLW away.

[Sir C]

You c*nt.

I want a kebab now.

I like it when the meat juices soak into the pitta and you get a crispy bit off a slice of doner and wrap it in the soggy bread with some pickled chilli

[World's End Stella]

I like it when the meat juices soak into the pitta and you get a crispy bit off a slice of doner and wrap it in the soggy bread with some pickled chilli

When consuming a doner I always try to leave at least half the pita to the very end.

At which point it has soaked up garlic sauce, chilli sauce and lamb fat. I then eat it with the pickled chilli.

I really, really, really want a kebab now.

[Sir C]

When consuming a doner I always try to leave at least half the pita to the very end.

At which point it has soaked up garlic sauce, chilli sauce and lamb fat. I then eat it with the pickled chilli.

I really, really, really want a kebab now.

Just tell Mrs Stella to pop out and get you one. Are you not master in your own house?

[Mo Britain less Europe]

Are you a large doner to the Conservative Party?