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  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    It's all Awimb themed.

    The coffin is the new forum rising from what looked like the dead.

    The dinosuars are some of the old awimb posters who came back.

    The impatient bloke is the growing Arsene Wenger impatience.

    Bernie Ecclestone is errr a dream representation of Berni,

    Heathrow Airport is the dream representation of Sir C.
    He had a flight to steer.
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Jake View Post
    This is a bit Adrian Mole, a.
    Good Lord, is he still a thing?
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    I cannot believe A would dream of such things.
    Let's hope he didn't have an involuntary emission whilst dreaming of Berni necrophiliacising one of Britain's best-loved comedians. Because that would be wrong.

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Let's hope he didn't have an involuntary emission whilst dreaming of Berni necrophiliacising one of Britain's best-loved comedians. Because that would be wrong.
    Very wrong indeed, imo. And I liked Corbett.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Berni had been bumming the corpse of Ronnie Corbett? What madness is this?
    I wished to demonstrate to him the difficulties of getting a large object into a small aperture.

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Berni had been bumming the corpse of Ronnie Corbett? What madness is this?
    Berni was holding the coffin lid down to stop Ronnie Corbett escaping.
    You see he was not dead at the time but after a struggle he was an ex Ron.
    He died with the sound of Berni saying 'That was for the newspaper complaint in 1980, you cund'
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Who or what was in this coffin, a?

    It was all your hopes, dreams and ambitions, wasn't it?
    Not sure I have many of those sorts of things, tbh. I can't say exactly who was in the coffin, but it was a relative of someone close to me.

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    Berni was holding the coffin lid down to stop Ronnie Corbett escaping.
    You see he was not dead at the time but after a struggle he was an ex Ron.
    He died with the sound of Berni saying 'That was for the newspaper complaint in 1980, you cund'
    And then he ****ed him? I'm sure Ash said he ****ed him.

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Not sure I have many of those sorts of things, tbh. I can't say exactly who was in the coffin, but it was a relative of someone close to me.
    Everything OK, A? Do you have a friend/member of family available who would be happy to come and sit with you?

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Good Lord, is he still a thing?
    Probably not nowadays, what with those freak vloggers and that. I've always been fond of his magisterial writing though.

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