That Swedish eco-loon kid is as weird as

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

She’s got asperger’s and irresponsible parents. I feel a bit sorry for her.

I feel sorry for her because she's ugly.

[Sir C]

I feel sorry for her because she's ugly.

Being ugly doesn't matter if you're a chick though, does it? You'll still get laid. You could have a face like Nigel Farage's árse, but as long as you're equipped with títs and fánny, you can enjoy a healthy and satisfying sex life.

God bless men's lack of discernment. Otherwise your mum would have remained virgo intacto.