"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
That's three things I hate about Woking; Weller, Woking itself and their hockey team.
Weller cause he looks like an ageing lesbian, Woking cause it's a dump and their hockey team cause I almost got in a fight when we beat them 2-1 last season.