The Athletic - how long do we give it?

[7sisters]

While you're painting! You do mean painting and decorating don't you 7? You're not some fey homosexualist that paints pictures are you?

Of course, H. Why, I’m stinking of undercoat and white spirit as I type. 👍

[Pokster]

Of course, H. Why, I’m stinking of undercoat and white spirit as I type. ��

H smells of white spirit most afternoons