So are we all pleased with the perforance of our new signing, Kylian Mbappe thus-far?

[Just Trent]

Are you Real Madrid now Ricci? Theyre the only ****s on the planet who would and could pay 100m quid for a school leaver. He looks good though tbh

Anyway, on to the big toe of my left foot. It ****ing hurts to put weight on to the ball of my foot and I can hardly move the toe up or down (compared to my right) Diagnosis please?

He'll be the 'French Walcott' if we sign him. 10 years of excuses and being patient with him because he cost a lot of money. I'd prefer to sign Dembele.

[Rich]

He'll be the 'French Walcott' if we sign him. 10 years of excuses and being patient with him because he cost a lot of money. I'd prefer to sign Dembele.

Oh, come on! The kid is clearly special. Look at those skills! Problem is Madrid are going to loan him back to Monaco for a year.

Our one weapon here is Arsene Wenger.

[Just Trent]

Oh, come on! The kid is clearly special. Look at those skills! Problem is Madrid are going to loan him back to Monaco for a year.

Our one weapon here is Arsene Wenger.

These days, most of the younger French players probably think of Arsene as a weird old man, who never wins the league and gets thrashed in Europe. Zidane will have far more pull. It's a shame we didn't bring Henry into the coaching set up. He could be rather useful with this sort of thing.

[Rich]

These days, most of the younger French players probably think of Arsene as a weird old man, who never wins the league and gets thrashed in Europe. Zidane will have far more pull. It's a shame we didn't bring Henry into the coaching set up. He could be rather useful with this sort of thing.

I saw Agent Ox chatting to him today.

And I hope Giroud and Laurent did their bit too.

If the kid wants to be Henry, better follow in his footsteps.

[Just Trent]

I saw Agent Ox chatting to him today.

And I hope Giroud and Laurent did their bit too.

If the kid wants to be Henry, better follow in his footsteps.

He already turned Wenger down last year. Unlikely he'll see playing under him as a way to fulfil his CL dreams. Sadly, he's got a better chance of winning it with Monaco.