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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Let's be frank, after about 10 minutes I was horsewhipping coolies and generally behaving like a colonial tyrant

    It was fúking great.
    I 'played' snooker at a hotel in Kandy. They insisted I paid for a referee. 100 rupees for one hour
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    I 'played' snooker at a hotel in Kandy. They insisted I paid for a referee. 100 rupees for one hour
    Is there anything better, whilst travelling, than exploiting economically oppressed locals?

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Is there anything better, whilst travelling, than exploiting economically oppressed locals?
    I gave a maid a 500 rupee tip. Her boss ripped it from her hand and it gave it back to me. He said it was too much as it was over a day's wages for her.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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