I know it's the Beeb but I'll ask anyway:

[Luis Anaconda]

Not for Didier, though. The one we've already got is better, he thinks.

Or maybe more suited to the style of football he wants to play

[Ash]

Or maybe more suited to the style of football he wants to play

he likes to draw things out so that the statue of limitations* comes into play.

* I owe you a royalty for that one.

[SWv2]

Or maybe more suited to the style of football he wants to play

Didier also regularly decides to play Sissoko so there may be a fundamental issue.

[Luis Anaconda]

Didier also regularly decides to play Sissoko so there may be a fundamental issue.

Ah the heady days of last summer when a certain Canadian argued til he was even redder in the face that we had really missed the boat on Newcastle's star player

[World's End Stella]

Ah the heady days of last summer when a certain Canadian argued til he was even redder in the face that we had really missed the boat on Newcastle's star player

No chance.

I win