I remember when the fixtures being announced would be classed as a big thing

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

That's right, having grown up on the North Bank in the 70s and 80s enjoying all those trophies every season, I'm definitely the entitled sort, yes.

Have you got a big nose?

Well I fail to see the relevance but not inordinately large no. Quite small compared to Monty's enormous great hooter.