Feels like spring, boys.

[Ash]

v has been busy photographing some flowers which have appeared in the garden - I may have heard this term 'crocuses' but took no notice, naturally. 10 degrees is nice, but apparently it needs to hit 14 degrees before things really start to grow.

Well, we don't want the poor blighters thinking it's spring and popping their heads out only to have them frozen off in a late Feb mini ice age.

[Sir C]

Well, we don't want the poor blighters thinking it's spring and popping their heads out only to have them frozen off in a late Feb mini ice age.

I have stocked up on wood, coal and peat in expectation of a late February Beast from the East. If it fails to materialise I will be distressed.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I have stocked up on wood, coal and peat in expectation of a late February Beast from the East. If it fails to materialise I will be distressed.

You'll still need it for the post Brexit apocalypse

[Ash]

You'll still need it for the post Brexit apocalypse

If you keep wishing for this apocalypse hard enough, you might even get it.