Hang on. If the FA Cup is anal, what's winning the Champion's League?Originally Posted by Monty92
But I didn't want to get rid of the first wife, though. She was my soulmate. Sure, the sex had become infrequent and I was often reduced to masturbating in the bathroom, but that doesn't mean I stopped loving her for a second. And there was the occasional wild night too when she'd keep the spark alive by letting me stick it in her bum (win the FA Cup).
You talk as if we lived entirely separate lives when it was a perfectly functional relationship
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