Talking of students, it seems rather a lot of them voted twice for Labour.

[Sir C]

A friend is taking it so I was helping him. It isn't that easy. I would guess that your average mong would not have a hope in hell of passing it. What percentage of people under 30 know that the Queen is the Head of the C of E? I bet it is horrifyingly low.

Well we don't really want average mongs being granted passports, do we? We have an elegant sufficiency of average mongs.

Anyone in this country who does not understand that the monarch is head of the church and defender of the faith should be in sheltered fúcking accomodation for the drooling.

[Peter]

Well we don't really want average mongs being granted passports, do we? We have an elegant sufficiency of average mongs.

Anyone in this country who does not understand that the monarch is head of the church and defender of the faith should be in sheltered fúcking accomodation for the drooling.

I was referring to our own average mongs. It seems odd to enshrine brutishness in a test that most british people couldn't pass. Arguably failing it makes you more british.