I have two chaps at home today doing some plastering and they appear to have

[Pokster]

barricaded me in my office with a sofa

I can't help but feel it is their intention to rob me blind now.

Let me guess, your next post is how they are Asian/Muslim and are bound to stab you as well

[Rich]

Let me guess, your next post is how they are Asian/Muslim and are bound to stab you as well

They are both white actually, Pokster. One has both arms covered in tattoos and I can tell that the other has definitely stabbed at least one man in the past.

[Ash]

They are both white actually, Pokster. One has both arms covered in tattoos and I can tell that the other has definitely stabbed at least one man in the past.

Thank god you're a doctor then.

Doesn't Theo Walcott have tattoos though? That makes them less scary.

[Rich]

Thank god you're a doctor then.

Doesn't Theo Walcott have tattoos though? That makes them less scary.

I've never really understood why black fellows have tattoos - especially the really dark ones. You have to really study their arms/legs to work out whether it's a tattoo or just a blemish of sorts. Someone should invent white tattoos to cater for this market.

[World's End Stella]

I've never really understood why black fellows have tattoos - especially the really dark ones. You have to really study their arms/legs to work out whether it's a tattoo or just a blemish of sorts. Someone should invent white tattoos to cater for this market.

I'm going to India, sadly. Visited my GP to ask about jabs and he said he would prescribe antibiotics for me to take in case I got a stomach bug. This surprised me.

Aren't stomach bugs caused by viruses and don't antibiotics have no impact at all on viruses?

[Rich]

I'm going to India, sadly. Visited my GP to ask about jabs and he said he would prescribe antibiotics for me to take in case I got a stomach bug. This surprised me.

Aren't stomach bugs caused by viruses and don't antibiotics have no impact at all on viruses?

They can be but they would most likely to be caused by a wide range of bacterium.

[Sir C]

I'm going to India, sadly. Visited my GP to ask about jabs and he said he would prescribe antibiotics for me to take in case I got a stomach bug. This surprised me.

Aren't stomach bugs caused by viruses and don't antibiotics have no impact at all on viruses?

It's all psychosomatic. The hard of thinking go to India convinced they are going to get a stomach bug, and, hey presto! 8 hours later they're ****ting rusty bum gravy at high velocity.

Eat some yoghurt, go outside your hotel and eat street food with the locals and enjoy the experience.

[Ash]

It's all psychosomatic. The hard of thinking go to India convinced they are going to get a stomach bug, and, hey presto! 8 hours later they're ****ting rusty bum gravy at high velocity.

Eat some yoghurt, go outside your hotel and eat street food with the locals and enjoy the experience.

When I went to Egypt as a kid we were warned not to eat or drink anything we bought locally. I said "screw that, I'm invincible" and ate some ice-cream with two other kids. All three of us became ill with the runs. In Guatemala after I bravely drank mosquito-infested water in the jungle I had dodgy insides for months.

[Peter]

It's all psychosomatic. The hard of thinking go to India convinced they are going to get a stomach bug, and, hey presto! 8 hours later they're ****ting rusty bum gravy at high velocity.

Eat some yoghurt, go outside your hotel and eat street food with the locals and enjoy the experience.

THis is NOT going to end well

[redgunamo]

It's all psychosomatic. The hard of thinking go to India convinced they are going to get a stomach bug, and, hey presto! 8 hours later they're ****ting rusty bum gravy at high velocity.

Eat some yoghurt, go outside your hotel and eat street food with the locals and enjoy the experience.

Right. Agreed.