Originally Posted by
Sir C
It's nice, but one wonders whether we may refer to him as a Bluebird prior to his signing for the club. One assumes he hadn't passed a medical and signed a contract yet? Perhaps your jokette would be more accurate if you said, "A Bluebird (in spirit, if not yet in fact), who couldn't make it over the White Cliffs of Dover"?
You may be right, it may lose a little something... Comedy is hard, b. Mind you, Arsenal fans are the funniest individuals around. I mean, "Hahahaha he can't do up his zip!" There's a fúcking belter for you.