Thon repugnant Guardian bird's list of celeb men who have committed sex

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

And you needn't come here feigning civility after yesterday's sordid episode when you started bellowing at me like some kind of demented moose and threatening me with violence.

You stalinists are all the same. As soon as you lose the intellectual high ground you resort to club and sword.

[Burney]

I Can't Believe It's Not Bugger

Oh, I say! Well played, v.

[Sir C]

It depends who one is having sex with c. If some poor young chit like Susan George was required to couple with a clumsy great brute like you then endurance would indeed be required.

He touched my winky c - and told me his winky was a 'magic lolly'

She remains my favourite woman, h. Well, I say 'woman', I probably mean, 'women', because Susan George, Susannah Yorke and Judy Geeson are all the same, really, aren't they? Of course Judy Geeson is best. (I'd like to have shown her my winky.)

[Monty92]

Erm, it pretty much ended Maria Schneider's career and she descended into depression, drink and drug abuse.

Well more fool her for looking a gift horse in the mouth. If she'd just held her nerve for a few decades and waited for third wave feminism to take over the world she'd be laughing all the way to the bank.

[Burney]

She remains my favourite woman, h. Well, I say 'woman', I probably mean, 'women', because Susan George, Susannah Yorke and Judy Geeson are all the same, really, aren't they? Of course Judy Geeson is best. (I'd like to have shown her my winky.)

I don't remember Judy Geeson. Susan George was lovely. Susannah Yorke used to drop her daughter off at my sister's school, so as a kid I saw her in the flesh once or twice.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I just can't stop pressing "Reply To Thread" today

[Burney]

Well more fool her for looking a gift horse in the mouth. If she'd just held her nerve for a few decades and waited for third wave feminism to take over the world she'd be laughing all the way to the bank.

She refused ever again to take her kit off in movies. Unfortunately, the only roles people wanted her for were ones requiring nudity. This created something of an impasse, which resulted in her being permanently unemployed.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Did not the sight of her not give you the most monstrous tumescence b?

[Sir C]

I don't remember Judy Geeson. Susan George was lovely. Susannah Yorke used to drop her daughter off at my sister's school, so as a kid I saw her in the flesh once or twice.

The finest of all females.

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[Burney]

Did not the sight of her not give you the most monstrous tumescence b?

I'd have only been about 8, so probably not.