Can everyone now stop being horrible about poor Theo?

[World's End Stella]

A good centre forward who lacks the requisite pace to be a top top player, and perhaps lacks a leetle mentally. Very handy player to have in a squad imo

Glad you've finally seen the light.

And stop being so f*cking precious about the Welsher. The should have made it clear I wasn't being entirely serious and if you can't take the piss about an Arsenal player on here, where can you?

[Mo Britain less Europe]

MotD wouldn't be interested in him because he's not England's next Great Hope.

Remember when Serge Gnabry had a little run in the team? For 2 or 3 games he looked like Messi, then he sort of... disappeared.

This is where he disappeared to.

https://d1wst0behutosd.cloudfront.ne...6WELAPEP47UKWQ

[Luis Anaconda]

Glad you've finally seen the light.

And stop being so f*cking precious about the Welsher. The should have made it clear I wasn't being entirely serious and if you can't take the piss about an Arsenal player on here, where can you?

But sometimes it is so easy and fun to get a reaction

[Sir C]

Oddly enough 1 and 3 did for me. And drink, which would clearly be number 5.

Good point about the booze; he's Nigerian, and they're absolutely mad for the Guinness, aren't they? Mind you, the local Guinness is 7.5%. Fúck me.

[Luis Anaconda]

Good point about the booze; he's Nigerian, and they're absolutely mad for the Guinness, aren't they? Mind you, the local Guinness is 7.5%. Fúck me.

Well Guinness is really a Nigerian drink - the small black midget told me that

[World's End Stella]

Here are some of the things which could stop him becoming a world class player:

1. One injury
2. One coke habit
3. Any number of women
4. The Emirates crowd destroying his confidence

I'd say 2 and 4 are the greatest dangers.

Out of interest, can anyone think of a single player who's confidence was destroyed by the Emirates crowd? Or even Highbury's, for that matter?

If a player's confidence is 'destroyed' by the crowd I'd suggest that they never had the *******s needed to be a professional footballer in the first place.

[Burney]

Here are some of the things which could stop him becoming a world class player:

1. One injury
2. One coke habit
3. Any number of women
4. The Emirates crowd destroying his confidence

I'd say 2 and 4 are the greatest dangers.

The thing is, he's a homegrown (albeit technically Nigerian) talent. You'd think he'd get the free ride someone like Wilshere does on the back of that.

[Sir C]

This is where he disappeared to.

https://d1wst0behutosd.cloudfront.ne...6WELAPEP47UKWQ

Before that, I mean, While he still played for us.

[Luis Anaconda]

This is where he disappeared to.

https://d1wst0behutosd.cloudfront.ne...6WELAPEP47UKWQ

He rushed that - should have taken a touch

[World's End Stella]

But sometimes it is so easy and fun to get a reaction

Nah, *******s to that. No way were you fishing there. I'm too streetwise and sophisticated to have fallen for that.

Maybe.