Depends on your point of view, I think. Titanium telephone poles launched from outer space apparently, which all sounds harmless enough from a kitchen table in sleepy, rainy rural France. Perhaps not so harmless if you're standing underneath them in your desert hideout as they fall.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."