Michael Oliver is an even bigger cuck than John Bunnell. His sending off decision

[John Bunnell]

For me to be a cuck I should really stop f*cking your wife.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

For me to be a cuck I should really stop f*cking your wife.

Well I never - all the time I was cucking you, you were cucking me! This calls for a beer John. I'll be up to Green Lanes later this evening to pick you up. What time do you get off from the kebab house mate?