I just met someone with a half-and-half scarf from last night

[Sir C]

and gave them directions to the British Museum.

What we needed last night was more tourists, not less, tbf - to keep us warm. With what seemed like under 10,000 souls distributed loosely round the ground it was a little bit chilly.

The rise of the half-and-half scarf is more painful to me thatn the demise of Our Greatest Manager, a.

What are these people thinking?

'Fewer' tourists, by the way.