Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
Yes. They are always overcooked, aren't they? You feel like jumping in and telling them to stop.

Actually, what irritates me more are the rubes who talk about the experience in awed tones. "He did me a lovely omelette with ham and cheese - anything I wanted." To hear them, you'd think the cùnt had turned lead into gold.
Did you get to try an oyster omelette while you were in Singapore? They deep-fry the bloody things.

Marvellous.