Goodness me, I can just imagine some of the teeth clenching and hysterical rage

[Ash]

It was reported here that the topic that took up most time on day 1 of your formal negotiations was indeed Ireland and the thorny issue of borders etc.

The answer is clearly to move the border to half-way across the Irish Sea. I'm sure your fine, modern country will find a creative and just way to deal with 760,000 angry prods. Perhaps they could go back to Scotland.

[Luis Anaconda]

The answer is clearly to move the border to half-way across the Irish Sea. I'm sure your fine, modern country will find a creative and just way to deal with 760,000 angry prods. Perhaps they could go back to Scotland.

Just sending Celtic there on the 12th July could solve* a lot of problems



*cause