Exactly how violent a rectal reaming are we to undergo tomorrow?

[Ash]

We will lose. All after that is vanity.

It is going to take a while for the new chap to get going. In the short term, things will get a bit embarrassing.

Luckily our fans are patient and understanding.

[Sir C]

Luckily our fans are patient and understanding.

You should have been looking at Twitter during the Citeh game... toys were being despatched from cots inside 10 minutes of the new man's first game, for fúck's sake.

[Ash]

You should have been looking at Twitter during the Citeh game... toys were being despatched from cots inside 10 minutes of the new man's first game, for fúck's sake.

The poor man has set up a twitter account, I gather. Hopefully for his sake it's configured so that he doesn't actually have to see any of the incoming ballistics.

[Monty92]

The poor man has set up a twitter account, I gather. Hopefully for his sake it's configured so that he doesn't actually have to see any of the incoming ballistics.

I doubt very much he runs his account himself.

Ozil's posts always make me laugh. I love the idea of him taking time out of his day to meticuoulousy craft pertinent hashtags.

New season, new boots. ��⚽ Time to get the @premierleague 2018/19 started! #heretocreate #predator #M1Ö #YaGunnersYa

Yep, deffo written by him.