Din Dins?

[WES]

Serves you fúcking right for going into a jungle you stupid ****. If you were meant to be mooching around jungles you wouldn't have been born in SE London or wherever.

Silly bastárd.

Same with Africa generally.

I have only just returned from holiday with - yet another - couple who went on Safari in Africa. The summary from pretty much everyone is; expensive, sh1t food, stomach ailments, chance of serious disease, lack of security, no cultural or architectural items of interest whatsoever BUT you get to see animals in their natural habitat.

What sort of c*nt does that?

[IUFG]

Same with Africa generally.

I have only just returned from holiday with - yet another - couple who went on Safari in Africa. The summary from pretty much everyone is; expensive, sh1t food, stomach ailments, chance of serious disease, lack of security, no cultural or architectural items of interest whatsoever BUT you get to see animals in their natural habitat.

What sort of c*nt does that?

Don't animals live in Zoos?

In any case a lion / tiger. A big cat.
Zebras - like a horse / Donkey.
Wildebeest - a horned cow.

These 'safari guides' must be laughing into their sleeves at the sort of **** who pays them to go with them into (what is essentially) a fúcking desert in an uncomfortable 30 year old Land Rover.