Everton are already making signings of a quality we will struggle to match

[SWv2]

Lacazette is clearly the French Darren Bent. I want Mbappe even if it means we don't buy another player for two years.

I have a good feeling that we'll get him as well. Why would he go to Madrid and be a bit part player? He can play for the club he supported as a boy, for a manager known for developing young talent. He can be the next TH14.

And we can give Giroud and Theo to Monaco as part of the deals for Mbappe and Lemar

Relax Dick, between me and you I can confirm that we're actually in for Aubameyang. ITK.

[Rich]

Relax Dick, between me and you I can confirm that we're actually in for Aubameyang. ITK.

Nah. He's off to China. These African types love the $$$. Nearly GBP700,000 pw he's going to make out there. Can't blame him, tbh.

[SWv2]

Nah. He's off to China. These African types love the $$$. Nearly GBP700,000 pw he's going to make out there. Can't blame him, tbh.

Yeah, **** him.

You do realise we won't get Mbappe don't you? Just being serious for one second.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Yeah, **** him.

You do realise we won't get Mbappe don't you? Just being serious for one second.

It will be Lacazette and Lemar. Bookmark this.

[Rich]

It will be Lacazette and Lemar. Bookmark this.

Bore off with your Lacazette. He won't be any good in the PL. Not interested, thanks.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Bore off with your Lacazette. He won't be any good in the PL. Not interested, thanks.

He's quick, strong, and a great finisher off both feet. He's basically a better more exotic Defoe. He'd get 20 league goals at least.

[Luis Anaconda]

He's quick, strong, and a great finisher off both feet. He's basically a better more exotic Defoe. He'd get 20 league goals at least.

It's Rich, bgm, remember. No point talking sense

[Rich]

He's quick, strong, and a great finisher off both feet. He's basically a better more exotic Defoe. He'd get 20 league goals at least.

But so would Giroud if he started all the time. I'd rather play Welbeck up top all of the time. Wenger clearly wants someone that is more than just a finisher - see Kylian Mbappe. I also like James at Madrid. Or if City want Alexis then we'll take Aguero.

If we don't get him I am going to be throwing my toys out of the pram.

[World's End Stella]

He's quick, strong, and a great finisher off both feet. He's basically a better more exotic Defoe. He'd get 20 league goals at least.

The argument against this signing would be that we could have easily afforded him last summer but weren't interested despite having spent a fair wedge. Given his age, why do you think Wenger would be interested now if he wasn't last summer?

FTR, no chance. Giroud is ahead of him in the French national team because he isn't actually that good.

[Rich]

Yeah, **** him.

You do realise we won't get Mbappe don't you? Just being serious for one second.

Why bloody not?! Arsene was in the kid's house this time last year. They love one another.