I wish.
I sat with my friend, MD of a large and well known lap-dancing chain, as he cashed up one night. Because, of course, in that industry cash is still king.
How he chuckled as he divided the notes into two piles and repeated his counting mantra: "One for the taxman, three for me. One for the taxman, three for me..."
He's retired now. Built a massive house on a cliff top in New Zealand.
Better world indeed Charles>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'