BREAKING NEWS: Scotland's First Minister Nicola Sturgeon says plan for independence

[Ash]

You want him playing the guitar naked?

Kinky man.

I did say minimum. He can keep his underpants on.

[Sir C]

I did say minimum. He can keep his underpants on.

I demand a picture of f giving it the full rock n roll hero pose wearing naught but a pair of baggy piss-stained, semen-ridden y-fronts.

[Pat Vegas]

I demand a picture of f giving it the full rock n roll hero pose wearing naught but a pair of baggy piss-stained, semen-ridden y-fronts.

I'll get on that. as I've trimmed down substantially.


I've also lost weight.