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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Eastie, do you want to invest in my consent app? It logs every stage of consent on the cloud from "Excuse me madam, may I respectfully engage you in conversation" to "may I gently brush your elbow with the tip of my finger" to "would you like me to now insert a second finger into your thingy" and so on. I'm thinking of calling it "Fůckr".
    Dude, that's rad !! So necessary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eastgermanautos View Post
    Dude, that's rad !! So necessary.
    I'm thinking it could also log stuff like: "Current Status: Hanging upside down with a plastic bag over my head while my goolies are being whipped with a stick of asparagus".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    I'm thinking it could also log stuff like: "Current Status: Hanging upside down with a plastic bag over my head while my goolies are being whipped with a stick of asparagus".
    That's a very attractive status which will cause many females to swipe right.

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