I need to sell my house and it is pretty ****ing ****

[Peter]

How about 'Sh1t house owned by a failed hippy now for sale. The house is almost as sh1t as the price I'm asking for it. What more do you want?'.

I am not a failed hippy. Over the years I have proved rather good at being a hippy.

[WES]

I am not a failed hippy. Over the years I have proved rather good at being a hippy.

I didn't think hippies were supposed to own houses of any sort. Nor a Rover for that matter. The cat is fine, I suppose.

[Peter]

I didn't think hippies were supposed to own houses of any sort. Nor a Rover for that matter. The cat is fine, I suppose.

I'm a modern hippy. I have a job and stuff.

[eastgermanautos]

I'm a modern hippy. I have a job and stuff.

Hippies have always been adept at making money. That's kind of the point.