Genuine question. If No Deal Brexit, do I have any right to stay in France after the

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

That's nothing, H. I've just had to explain to the FCO in London what the F and the C actually stand for and why there not the same.

Seriously. I rang up London cos the Paris embassy phone line wasn't working and after a chat, get told to go to the website of the Paris High Commission.

We don't have a high commission in Paris, say I.
Yes we do.
No we don't. It'll be an embassy.
No. It's a high commission.
No. We only have high commissions in Commonwealth countries and France isn't in the commonwealth, so it's an embassy.
Let me check......... Oh. You're right.

This institution used to run 20% of the globe, H. Now they don't even know what their own name means and what the difference between being a full forreigner and a civilised commonwealther is.

I think we should get the Indians over to run us.

I'm not sure I share your love of all things Indian. I work in IT and must say that even the competent ones tend to be very messy.

You must have had your fair share of Indian fillies ganp. Is it true that they are capable of the most extraordinary physical feats? My mate up the pub reckons he knew an Indian bird who could pop a ping-pong ball three feet in the air with her fanny then catch it with her arse'ole. Is this common?

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

I'm not sure I share your love of all things Indian. I work in IT and must say that even the competent ones tend to be very messy.

You must have had your fair share of Indian fillies ganp. Is it true that they are capable of the most extraordinary physical feats? My mate up the pub reckons he knew an Indian bird who could pop a ping-pong ball three feet in the air with her fanny then catch it with her arse'ole. Is this common?

I wouldn't have thought so. They don't really seem to be into ping pong. Are you sure it wasn't a shuttlecock? Or is your mate in the pub mixing my boys up with the Chinks?

[IUFG]

I work in IT and must say that even the competent ones tend to be very messy.

you missed out SH there, h

: plumber:

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

you missed out SH there, h

: plumber:

Et tu Brute?

[Ash]

Et tu Brute?

The only pipes you use now are those connecting stdin and stdout, eh?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

The only pipes you use now are those connecting stdin and stdout, eh?

I haven't touched stdin & stdout or pipes for years Ash. I've been Java, JSPs & Javascript for 7 years now

[Ash]

I haven't touched stdin & stdout or pipes for years Ash. I've been Java, JSPs & Javascript for 7 years now

RIP unix/c

[Ash]

I'm not sure I share your love of all things Indian. I work in IT and must say that even the competent ones tend to be very messy.

You mean they don't indent and comment their code properly?