My worst experience with this is quite spectacular: I was invited to watch Arsenal train - the good lot not the ****ing muptards we have today. For some reason the meeting point was London Zoo - we were to have a q&a after the training session with four Arsenal legends (and for once that title fits - Kenny, Bob, Frank and Charlie
) It was a freezing cold January morning as i got there and something hit me from such a great height that the entire arm of my coat was covered in **** - I had to take the coat off and spend the entire day in the freezing cold watching the likes of Quincy muck around and pretend to be footballers without a coat on. On the plus side watching Dennis Bergkamp train is better than watching a million other footballers play