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Thread: School just called to inform us my boy fell in the lake so they're sending him home.

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    School just called to inform us my boy fell in the lake so they're sending him home.

    Just him and his hellion crew larking about, no doubt, so naturally, as an honest, caring father I requested video evidence. You know, to properly gauge the facts of the incident. They said there wasn't any.

    What's the point of Youtube and iPhones and Instagram and whatnot if they're all going miss important things like this
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Just him and his hellion crew larking about, no doubt, so naturally, as an honest, caring father I requested video evidence. You know, to properly gauge the facts of the incident. They said there wasn't any.

    What's the point of Youtube and iPhones and Instagram and whatnot if they're all going miss important things like this
    What sort of father sends his child to a school with a lake? Fúcking blue bloods

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Just him and his hellion crew larking about, no doubt, so naturally, as an honest, caring father I requested video evidence. You know, to properly gauge the facts of the incident. They said there wasn't any.

    What's the point of Youtube and iPhones and Instagram and whatnot if they're all going miss important things like this
    I suppose it would have been quite a chilly sort of lake. Even so, there's no need to send him home, surely? I and a chum once fell into the fishpond in the quad whilst wrestling. We just got hauled before the beak, given a savage böllocking, a Saturday morning detention and were left to drip dry for the rest of the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCurly View Post
    What sort of father sends his child to a school with a lake? Fúcking blue bloods
    My school had a glider, an armoury and a rifle range, c.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    My school had a glider, an armoury and a rifle range, c.
    Well tbf we had 2 handball courts,3 full size Gaelic pitches and an all-weather pitch for the soccer boys

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCurly View Post
    What sort of father sends his child to a school with a lake? Fúcking blue bloods
    We had a pond but wasn't allowed to go near it.

    And this is in the middle of London.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I suppose it would have been quite a chilly sort of lake. Even so, there's no need to send him home, surely? I and a chum once fell into the fishpond in the quad whilst wrestling. We just got hauled before the beak, given a savage böllocking, a Saturday morning detention and were left to drip dry for the rest of the day.
    Everyone's Milchbubis nowadays, I'm afraid.

    Still, they break up today so the two or three members of staff charged with escorting him to the train were no doubt anxious to get to the pub and have done with it. Under the circs, any old excuse would do, I guess.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    My school had a glider, an armoury and a rifle range, c.
    I rather liked our pool

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCurly View Post
    Well tbf we had 2 handball courts,3 full size Gaelic pitches and an all-weather pitch for the soccer boys
    I ran around most of them at a fúcking cross country event the once. You cannot begin to guess how fúcking grim that was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I suppose it would have been quite a chilly sort of lake. Even so, there's no need to send him home, surely? I and a chum once fell into the fishpond in the quad whilst wrestling. We just got hauled before the beak, given a savage böllocking, a Saturday morning detention and were left to drip dry for the rest of the day.
    Naked wresting I assume, as a prelude to full on sodomy. It was that type of school wasn't it, we have established this before.

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