Phwoar, Charles! No matter how sick you are, this will turn your crank

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

She needed a strong hand.

I expect she scared you a bit C with you usually pootling around in one of those little Chipmunks.

And will you man the feck up with this little dizzy spell. Vertiginous nausea my arse - too much taste of the cock if you ask me. Just find a decently rough pub, down a few Stellas and get into a decent manly scrap, you'll be cured (and do try not to blub if you get a fat lip).

[Sir C]

I expect she scared you a bit C with you usually pootling around in one of those little Chipmunks.

And will you man the feck up with this little dizzy spell. Vertiginous nausea my arse - too much taste of the cock if you ask me. Just find a decently rough pub, down a few Stellas and get into a decent manly scrap, you'll be cured (and do try not to blub if you get a fat lip).

A 420 bhp Yak 50 was significantly more of a handful. No, I mean that the control forces were rather higher than one would expect. Dogfighting such a beast must have been a physical ordeal.