Sanchez out of the Leicester game with 'an abdominal strain', eh?

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Mind you, his 'abdominal strain' could have resulted from him shītting himself inside out with his stomach bug, so at least his stories add up.

I thought he had the flu or is it now stomach flu?

[Ash]

I thought he had the flu or is it now stomach flu?

Fabregas Flu, perhaps.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Fabregas Flu, perhaps.

Fabre (gated) gas?

[eastgermanautos]

Fabre (gated) gas?

Don't come on here with your threatening quotation marks, punk. He's staying, Wenger said so.