Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
I had a girlfriend who was allergic to absolutely fücking everything. Many was the evening's rumpo that would be ruined by her accidentally ingesting something and going all weird.

And yes, I did start to wonder whether she was doing it on purpose to get out of having sex with me.
My nutter had a fit of some kind which resulted in her hyperventilating, an ambulance being called, all sorts. She claimed it was a reaction to her having eaten chocolate, so she got tested.

I discovered over the next 6 months or so that she was actually just a nutter, particularly once a month. Which had been the issue.