My brain is friggin melting after all the sh!t that went down today.

[Ash]

Let me guess, you're a Russian bot? Can I actually order a prostitute through you? I want to speak to Putin! Put Putin on the line.

hang on a sec .....

Sorry, he's busy fine-tuning his mind-control rays and adding the final touches to the click-bait ads of puppies that manipulate elections.

Meanwhile, I don't have any prostitutes available right now but do you wanna buy a dodgy dossier on Trump? I have a few copies left.

[eastgermanautos]

hang on a sec .....

Sorry, he's busy fine-tuning his mind-control rays and adding the final touches to the click-bait ads of puppies that manipulate elections.

Meanwhile, I don't have any prostitutes available right now but do you wanna buy a dodgy dossier on Trump? I have a few copies left.

I'm fairly certain if you handed over the said dossier, I could hook up some prostitutes as an added perk. Big titted milf types from Eastern Europe, ya know?