Have to admit, David-Cop-A-Feel isn't bad. Better than the "How would you like a goose for Christmas" gambit as that only works during the Yuletide season.
Exactly. The former president is 93 years-old, suffering from Parkinson’s and confined to a wheelchair. Good effort, imo.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."