Two young men have walked into the pub, got their drinks and started playing Scrabble

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

If only the brewers would BRING THE FECKING PRICES DOWN.

Do they not have Wetherspoons in London Village?

[Ash]

Do they not have Wetherspoons in London Village?

They do indeed, and I am a fan of the Coronet. Though snobby spastics refuse to go to 'spoonies because they hate mixing with the oiks.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

They do indeed, and I am a fan of the Coronet. Trouble is, snobby spastics refuse to go to 'spoonies because they hate mixing with the oiks.

Pfft. A fine selection of ales and almost edible food. Tim Martin is an utter cùnt but I'll quite happily make him richer if he continues to sell cheap ale

[Ash]

Pfft. A fine selection of ales and almost edible food.

That's the thing. Not only is there a good selection but there is a fast turnover of barrels, so the beer is generally fresh as well as inexpensive. And people turn their noses up at this.

[Luis Anaconda]

That's the thing. Not only is there a good selection but there is a fast turnover of barrels, so the beer is generally fresh as well as inexpensive. And people turn their noses up at this.

Some fine buildings as well - there is one in the City which is lovely (and importantly kept very well). The island bar can be a nightmare to get served at though

[Sir C]

They do indeed, and I am a fan of the Coronet. Trouble is, snobby spastics refuse to go to 'spoonies because they hate mixing with the oiks.

I have been to such an establishment three times in my life:

1. A Tuesday afternoon, around 3 p.m. Swindon. Two Irish were scrapping in the middle of the floor. No one batted an eye. I left.
2. South Croydon, with b. I saw people eat... matter. Unidentifiable stuff which came from a microwave.
3. Some place near the Angel, late on a Saturday night. There were drunken Irish and I had an argument with a bin man.

Go on. Call me a snobby spastic.

[Ash]

I saw people eat... matter. Unidentifiable stuff which came from a microwave.

Call me a snobby spastic.

Snobby spastic.

There. I said it.

[Sir C]

Snobby spastic.

There. I said it.

Right. That's you in the book, with whoever else it was I put in the book.

[IUFG]

...with whoever else it was I put in the book.

it was me, you snobby spastic

[Sir C]

it was me, you snobby spastic

I saw that when I got the book out.

I may put you in again now.