Never trust a short man IUFG, I've always said it.
BTW, I was in Hong Kong last week and met a 40 year old, very attractive woman who works in HR for a local HK bank. As we were both rather inebriated I said something something like 'but Michelle, you work in HR so you are by definition a c*nt'.
Her reply was 'yes I know, I am a c*nt'.