Tricky, isn't it. Best try to stay well away from the whole sorry business, imo.
I did pick up one little titbit on the subject years ago though; apparently it's all those contraceptive pills dollies take nowadays. They mess with their heads and hormones and all that sort of thing and put them in an eternal bad mood. You have to feel sorry for them really, it seems you should be grateful they turn up at all.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."