May I ask, in an entirely judgement-free way, whether our resident Sanchez bashers

[Peter]

No, no. I never had any truck with my grandma's unreconstructed views. She was a lot of a ****, frankly.

Manish, on the other hand, was a mensch. One day we were rough-housing when he jumped off a school cupboard and landed squarely on my bóllocks. I was furious, but that afternoon after school he turned up at my front door with a bar of Turkish Delight by way of an apology and asked if I'd still be his best friend.

Great bunch of lads, the Indians.

I assume you took the Turkish Delight and then kicked his ****ing head in.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

I assume you took the Turkish Delight and then kicked his ****ing head in.

Anyone who gives Turkish Delight as a gift deserves a kicking. It is a pile of cund

[SWv2]

Anyone who gives Turkish Delight as a gift deserves a kicking. It is a pile of cund

The real stuff is very nice, the old purple stuff in a packet less so. I expect given the era we are dealing with here Monty’s boyfriend gave him the latter.