Discussing my drinking habits with my doctor:

[Rich]

Since I neither smoke nor take drugs, it would appear that your knowledge of my fúckedness or otherwise is as profound as your understanding of la joga bonito.

Did he take your blood pressure? If so, may I enquire into the results?

[Sir C]

Did he take your blood pressure? If so, may I enquire into the results?

He did. 130/85.

[Rich]

He did. 130/85.

Then you may want to heed his advice. Alcohol consumption raises blood pressure. As does smoking (though I'm sure you're not involved in that), as does carrying excess weight.

[Sir C]

Then you may want to heed his advice. Alcohol consumption raises blood pressure. As does smoking (though I'm sure you're not involved in that), as does carrying excess weight.

Ah, but my cholestoral results were 'astonishingly good', I'm bang on the correct weight, exercise daily and don't eat processed food, so, apparently, I'm all good and will live forever.

I did notice that his medical degree was issued by the University of Addis Ababa, mind.

[Pokster]

Then you may want to heed his advice. Alcohol consumption raises blood pressure. As does smoking (though I'm sure you're not involved in that), as does carrying excess weight.

2 out of 3 aint bad

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

As does being bollócks ugly

[World's End Stella]

As does being bollócks ugly

I'm sure your missus loves you anyway, Herb.

At least when she's inflated.

[Pokster]

I'm sure your missus loves you anyway, Herb.

At least when she's inflated.

Herb will have 1 of those new fangled sex dolls.. the ones that are putting prossies out of work in Austria