Word on the street (if there was anyone) is another 3 weeks of lockdown

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

This forecast. Was it issued by Professor of Facts Neil Ferguson, who forecast a bazillion deaths from Swine flu (actual deaths 400) and numptytrillion deaths from Mad Cow Disease (actual deaths 2).

Book learning ****ers. Don’t trust anyone who’s been to university. Lazy ****s regurgitating utter bilge because that’s easier than earning an honest living.

you a hug ..

[Sir C]

you a hug ..

Honestly, it’s starting to piss me off. Everywhere I turn there’s a so-called expert spouting the absolute truth, which quickly turns out to be absolute *******s. These children need to find out that you can learn more in 10 minutes between the thighs of an obese woman than in 5 years at university.