I gather we need something called a "Left 8" and they all cost 150 million quid.

[Pat Vegas]

We put in one cross against Bayern and nobody reached it. They immediately started discussing our desperate need for a centre forward.....

I don't know what a left 8 is but I don't want one!

It's a bit weird as Havertz is playing up front but he's the one who seems to be delivering those dangerous crosses in front of net.

perhaps we need 2 havertzes

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

It's a bit weird as Havertz is playing up front but he's the one who seems to be delivering those dangerous crosses in front of net.

perhaps we need 2 havertzes

Agreed, but keep it shtum despite us thinking the same.

You're too Kai Kai?
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