Jezza's in a spot of trouble here, isn't he? Promoting an MP to the shadow cabinet

[Sir C]

God m how many times must I explain. I hate you* because of your ****ishness, not your jewishness. Your jewishness just adds that little extra frisson to the loathing.

*loves you really

The thing is, we've been trying to teach the little **** to behave like a decent human being since he was about 16, and we've got precisely nowhere. I'm starting to wonder if we're wasting our time.

[Burney]

Not really, actually. Most people ask if I'm Iranian, Palestinian, Turkish or Portuguese before they ask if I'm Jewish.

Oh, no, m. Any keen anti-Semite worth his salt would have you pegged in seconds, I’m afraid.

[Burney]

The thing is, we've been trying to teach the little **** to behave like a decent human being since he was about 16, and we've got precisely nowhere. I'm starting to wonder if we're wasting our time.

He’s like the Theo Walcott of Awimb imo.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

The thing is, we've been trying to teach the little **** to behave like a decent human being since he was about 16, and we've got precisely nowhere. I'm starting to wonder if we're wasting our time.

Monty is the Theo Walcott of human beings
Cannot be taught

[Sir C]

You'd gas a badger????

God no, of course I wouldn't, man! Badgers have lovely wobbly bottoms when they run, for a start.

It was a sort of figure of speech. Anyway, I wouldn't gas them really because it would be in poor taste.

I'd boil them to death in their own shít.

[Sir C]

Monty is the Theo Walcott of human beings
Cannot be taught

Nicely done v, nicely done.

[Sir C]

He’s like the Theo Walcott of Awimb imo.

Nice one centurion.

[Burney]

Monty is the Theo Walcott of human beings
Cannot be taught

At least he’s not a ing cùnt, though, vpv

[Viva Prat Vegas]

At least he’s not a :Noah: ing cùnt, though, vpv

Guilty

[Burney]

God no, of course I wouldn't, man! Badgers have lovely wobbly bottoms when they run, for a start.

It was a sort of figure of speech. Anyway, I wouldn't gas them really because it would be in poor taste.

I'd boil them to death in their own shít.

I remember once in The Archers when David Archer had TB in the herd and shot a badger.

I was outraged.