Good news - I've won that postcode lottery thing . Got the letter

[Pat Vegas]

Quick trip over to LA to Norman’s rare guitars imo

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Quick trip over to LA to Norman’s rare guitars imo

The missus has gone off at me something alarming fash - talking about how if I mustn't start eating into our capital. I said I can get a perfectly good Gibbo 355 for 3K and she yelled at me that it's a "whole 10% of our winnings!". Women huh?

[IUFG]

...and she yelled at me that it's a "whole 10% of our winnings!". Women huh?

no Carol Vorderman, then?

[Sir C]

no Carol Vorderman, then?

Remember how glorious her bottom was, i? I assume it's gone the way of all flesh, downwards?

RIP Carol Vorderman's bottom.

[IUFG]

Remember how glorious her bottom was, i? I assume it's gone the way of all flesh, downwards?

RIP Carol Vorderman's bottom.

never mind her arse. WTF has happened to her face?

[Sir C]

never mind her arse. WTF has happened to her face?

Mother of Christ. If you don't mind I'd rather remain focussed on her arse; the face is too scary.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Mother of Christ. If you don't mind I'd rather remain focussed on her arse; the face is too scary.

I bet her growler resembles a Big Mac c

[Luis Anaconda]

Mother of Christ. If you don't mind I'd rather remain focussed on her arse; the face is too scary.

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I though this was the new-look Carol these days

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

no Carol Vorderman, then?

Are you slighting my good lady wife fellow? You would do well to remember I am now a man of means and can simply pay to have you dealt with

[IUFG]

Are you slighting my good lady wife fellow? You would do well to remember I am now a man of means and can simply pay to have you dealt with

Only slighting her mathematical capabilities, h. Not all of her...