Can anyone top this if the kid most likely to be beaten up at school category

[Sir C]

From a friend of friend on Facebook

"My son wants a Fez – and only a Fez – for his 8th birthday. Yes, this is a genuine enquiry. Yes, I know you can get fancy-dress ones from a party shop. YES I KNOW. Remember, this is for a child who already has a range of bow-ties, a deerstalker and a pipe in his wardrobe."

The boy is called Cosmo

Dear God, imagine if this were your progency. I guess that in theory you'd love it anyway, but... the disappointment.

[Pokster]

Dear God, imagine if this were your progency. I guess that in theory you'd love it anyway, but... the disappointment.

You'd be happy your son had a deerstalker,pipe and bow ties though