The wife was moody at me this morning because it woke her up and I slept right through it. Women, eh?
the GLW was a bit put out as she woke up and had to come to my side of the bed to pull the windows to. Apparently, I should have done that. Despite being asleep.
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
Top reasoning I always like the mood because you were a bit of a prick in their dream
Oh, that's quite a common one. I once spent the best part of a day wondering what I'd done wrong, only for her eventually to fess up that it was because she'd dreamed I'd slept with her sister.
Apart from anything else, her sister's minging and I absolutely would not.